So I stayed up way too late last night.  What else is new?  Hahahahahahahaha.

Here comes Halloween.  Here comes Halloween.  Right down Halloween Lane.

Vixon and Blitzen and all the reindeer pullin' on the reigns.

I think I'm confused.  Oh, well.  You'll never believe it.  I have a grownup job.  I wake up in the morning and put on a suit and tie.  I shave and fix my hair.  I sit at my desk in front of my computer.  It's downright amazing.  Thank you Harding for kicking me out.  I truly am serious about that.  Since leaving Harding, I have found that my friends with degrees had hard times finding jobs.  Most of the people I'm referring to work at Kinko's.  That's a pretty big waste of a degree.  I spent two years in college and have a cushy job with great benefits where I pay $18 a month for health and $2 a month for dental.  On my birthday they paid for a massage.  Last Christmas they gave me an ipod nano.  I tell ya, I couldn't be any more blessed.  I get a workout plan too.  They reimburse me to work out.  Muahahahahahahahah!!!!

PEACE!!

Hahahahahahaha.  Didja miss me?

I don't know how long I have.  I'm at work right now and could get bumped off at any moment.  They blocked this site before.  What I'm doing is very dangerous.

I'm taking care of three dogs all week.  I'm like dog boy.  Or maybe I'm the gamekiller "Man with Dog".  I just happen to be killing my own game.

I love this upcoming weather.  I walk outside and I just want to hit someone.  I want to all out takle someone.  I spend most of my day in a suit, however, and this action would not be advised unless, of course, I were in a monday night football commercial.

Life is great.  I love you all.  Much missing. 

PEACE

I'm here, you're here, we're all here for...

Anyway, I'm at work and working on my own computer.  I love my job.  I'll be having my final interview on the second and things are looking great. 

Incedentally, I'm now accepting applications for a wife.

hahahahahaha.  I'm sorry.  I know that was a tasteless joke, but I love those.

Seriously though, if you did apply, I wouldn't be offended.

PEACE!!

Hey all,

         Just thought I'd let you all know that I'll be in Searcy this weekend.  Just fyi.  Sorry about the short notice.

PEACE!!!